John doesn't realize that a watched water-heater never boils.
Anticipation is the best part, so they say.
"Wait. . . after you boil it, it takes an hour and a half to cool down to 175 degrees?!?"
The water of life pours forth into our hero's valiant teapot.
Brewtiful.
Uh, I married this guy? Anyway, John loves tea!
We drank three pots tonight. This appliance is going to revolutionize our lives, I can tell already.
Much love, and we'll (hopefully) see you soon!